Inferior© Participation trophy wife

Look. You both settled. We know it. You know it. Time to let the whole world know you BOTH could have done better - but who’s got the energy. Comes with warning. * Caution * Hazardous Material: Side effects may include:
Sleeping on the sofa
Sleeping on the couch
Sleeping in the doghouse
The silent treatment
The violent treatment
Sentences that contain the words “Your mother…”
Sentences that start with “You’re lucky…”

On-trend styling popular with ex-wives everywhere

100% honest

Might be the last anniversary gift you'll ever need

No returns on this one. You’re on your own. You break it (relationship) you buy it.



Premium tee made of 100% combed cotton for soft luxurious feel featuring regular fit and crew neck for a timeless look. The fabric is pre-shrunk to maintain its size and shape wash after wash. (Shirt sizing is for men - women's fit is typically one size smaller).

• 100% combed cotton
• Pre-shrunk
• Regular fit
• Crew neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
• Ribbed collar
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping